crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

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you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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Making fun of your internet friends like


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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via guy)

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Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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