crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
Making fun of your internet friends like
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch