fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via ugly)


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virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: famousest, via condom)


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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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(Source: agownofcoalandglowingflame, via joshpeck)


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mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via guy)


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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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